French fries, cubed

Salad dressing (not mayonnaise)

Black olives, chopped

Green olives with pimentos, chopped

Celery, chopped

Sweet relish

Chopped Justin Wilson Wicked Cajun Pickles

Justin Wilson Jalapeno Pepper Sauce

Onions, chopped

Or … any other things you like in a salad

Amounts depend on leftover french fries

Jus’ find a big enough bowl, then mix everything together until it starts to mingle itself real well.